Things Shouted At Me

• “Hot body!” — Dude in pickup truck
• “Why are you running? You don’t have to run!” — Homeless man
• “Hey, volunteer girl!” — Guy who runs the Farmers’ Market, where I’d asked about volunteer work
• “Heeeeeeeeeey!” — Dude in pickup truck
• “Good morning!” — Old Mexican man

Number of People Given the Finger

• 3

Number of Dogs Interested in Eating My Brain

• 2

Number of Children with Guns Encountered

• 1