In the Event of Emergency

In the event that my marriage to Dan doesn’t work out, I will accept applications from the following:


4 Responses to “In the Event of Emergency”  

  1. 1 beth maher

    My list includes:
    Rhett Miller
    James Spader
    and
    Jamie Oliver

    But I definitely aprove of Alton Brown and Ted Leo.

  2. 2 jayKayEss

    Oh my… Richard Dawkins and Bertrand Russell? I didn’t realize you had a thing for older men.
    I think I would tire of fixing Vegan meals for Ted Leo, but he’s certainly a cutie.

  3. 3 Frances

    Yup, older men and dead men. Too bad Mr. Russell has expired.

  4. 4 Barbara

    Does Dan like old Pyrex mixing bowls? The set is still waiting for you, and now has a huge yellow bowl as well.

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