For Father’s Day, my brothers got my father a Fudgie the Whale cake from Carvel. My piece had the weird gelatinous whale eyeball on it, like an ominous indicator of what a bad daughter I am.
Why didn’t I think of Fudgie for Father’s Day?
Also, on a related and excruciatingly geeky note: during one [...]

Last night, in a dark moment of self-pity, I headed out to the deli to purchase a pint of ice cream, which I planned to consume directly from the carton in its entirety and in one sitting, if possible. What happened instead is almost to wretched to bear. I purchased, accidentally of course, a pint [...]